November 17, 2016

The Biden & Obama Adventure Hour



The Biden-Obama memes win the internet. Such funny stuff. I really want someone to greenlight a TV show of their "fictional adventures." Maybe it starts right after the election--more free time and Joe begins to set his Home Alone traps--then first season ends with the change-over in power and that fist fight Joe challenged Trump to a while back:

CUT-TO:
EXTERIOR. WASHINGTON DC GYM. REAR PARKING LOT. A fleet of BLACK LIMOS and SUVs surround the parking lot. The brilliant glow of their headlights reveal a rowdy crowd of men in nice suits and women in expensive dresses.

STEADY-CAM through CROWD while the hottest RAP TRACK blasts. FISTS full of money pump the air. DRINKS Slosh. WOMEN Cheer. All interspersed with SECRET SERVICE AGENTS looking on anxiously.

PULL-IN TIGHT ON:
JOE BIDEN wearing boxing trunks and bouncing from foot to foot, BARACK OBAMA with his sleeves rolled up, a towel tossed casually over his shoulder, and a cigarette dangling out of his mouth. 

OBAMA: Can we turn that music down, Joe?

BIDEN: (SHAKES HEAD, ROLLS SHOULDERS) No, Barack. It gets me pumped.

OBAMA: (SIGHS) You sure about this, Joe?

BIDEN: (HITTING HIS FISTS TOGETHER) I’m gonna bust up that Orange turd like a high school kegger.

VOICE: (OS) You ready?

BIDEN: (YELLING) Michelle, hold my teeth!


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